Quote 11-03-08 Happy Birthday

"You see? Never be late for a plane with a girl. 'Cuz a girl runs like a girl-- with the little steps and the arms flailing out... You wanna make this plane, you've gotta run like a man! Get your knees up!" -Jerry, to Elaine, in "The Airport"

"I can not express to you the feeling I get from a perfect airport pickup."

- George

"I like to stop at the duty free shop!"

- George and Kramer, singing, in "The Airport"

"Look at you! You run like a girl! Run like a man! Lift your knees!"

- Kramer to George

"You *cannot* abandon people in the middle of an airport pickup! It's a binding social contract. We must go forward, not back."

- George

"I never met a man who knew so much about nothing."

- Tia the model to Jerry

"More anything?"

"More everything!"

- Airline attendant and Jerry, who is enjoying his first class meal

"Oh, you got *cookies*!"

- Elaine, sneaking into first class

Today's quotes goes out to my older brother John. Today is his birthday and one of his favorite shows is Seinfeld. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!